100:00:00,100 --> 00:00:02,000I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
200:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,300All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
300:00:04,300 --> 00:00:06,600So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
400:00:06,600 --> 00:00:08,700please stand up, please stand up?
500:00:08,700 --> 00:00:11,200'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
600:00:11,200 --> 00:00:13,500All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
700:00:13,500 --> 00:00:15,700So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
800:00:15,700 --> 00:00:18,000please stand up, please stand up?
900:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,500Will Smith don't got to cuss in his raps to sell records
1000:00:20,500 --> 00:00:22,700Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
1100:00:22,700 --> 00:00:24,400You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
1200:00:24,400 --> 00:00:27,400Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
1300:00:27,400 --> 00:00:28,300"But Slim, what if you win..."